25492 Rancho Barona RD Open House Save Request In-Person Tour Request Virtual Tour
Ramona,CA 92065
OPEN HOUSE
Sat Mar 22, 1:00pm - 4:00pm
Key Details
Property Type Single Family Home
Sub Type Single Family Residence
Listing Status Active
Purchase Type For Sale
Square Footage 2,508 sqft
Price per Sqft $657
MLS Listing ID NDP2502561
Bedrooms 4
Full Baths 3
Half Baths 1
HOA Y/N No
Year Built 2002
Lot Size 4.220 Acres
Property Sub-Type Single Family Residence
Property Description
PROPERTY OVERVIEW: Prepare to be utterly disappointed by this so-called “paradise” sprawled over a measly 4.22 acres in the heart of nowhere. This 4-bedroom, 3.5 bathroom atrocity boasts approximately 2,500 square feet of pure regret. *****FEATURES YOU'LL DESPISE: *** BASKETBALL COURT: A brand-new court that practically guarantees missed shots. Even our agent couldn't sink a basket. *** FRONT DOOR: An obnoxiously large 6' x 9' glass pivot door that screams “Look at me!” *** POOL: A so-called “spectacular” pool that's more eyesore than oasis. *** BARN TURNED SHOP: We ruined a perfectly good barn to create a massive shop space. No horses allowed; just your boring work truck and storage. *** PRIMARY BATHROOM: Features a two-person shower and a standalone bathtub, because who doesn't love wasting water? *** NATURAL LIGHT OVERLOAD: Huge skylights flood the home with unwanted sunlight. *** WOOD-BURNING FIREPLACE: An outdated heating method that requires actual manual labor. *** MATCHY-MATCHY INTERIOR: Matching cabinets and countertops throughout the house for those who lack imagination. *** OUTDOOR AMENITIES: An outdoor bathroom with a shower next to the pool and an outdoor kitchen, because walking inside is just too much effort. *** EXCESSIVE LAND: Over 4 acres with the potential to build an ADU, inviting more people to invade your space. *** SOLAR PANELS: PAID LG solar panels that eliminate your electricity bill. Who wants free power anyway? *** PRIVATE WELL: A 10,000-gallon holding tank ensures you'll never pay for city water again. How dreadful. *****Price: We're asking an absurdly high price to ensure this property remains unsold. *****Contact Information: Please refrain from reaching out. But if you must, contact our agent who is reluctantly handling this listing. *****Disclaimer: All descriptions are drenched in sarcasm. In reality, this property is a rare gem waiting for the right owner to appreciate its unique offerings.
Location
State CA
County San Diego
Area 92065 - Ramona
Zoning R-1:SINGLE FAM-RES
Rooms
Other Rooms Barn(s),Gazebo,Outbuilding,Shed(s),Storage,Workshop
Interior
Interior Features All Bedrooms Down,Bedroom on Main Level,Entrance Foyer,Main Level Primary,Primary Suite,Walk-In Closet(s)
Cooling Central Air,Dual,See Remarks
Fireplaces Type Living Room
Fireplace Yes
Laundry Inside,Laundry Room
Exterior
Garage Spaces 3.0
Garage Description 3.0
Pool In Ground,Private
Community Features Biking,Foothills,Hiking,Horse Trails,Rural
View Y/N Yes
View Hills
Attached Garage No
Total Parking Spaces 3
Private Pool Yes
Building
Lot Description 2-5 Units/Acre,Back Yard,Front Yard,Irregular Lot,Street Level
Story 1
Entry Level One
Sewer Septic Tank
Water Well
Level or Stories One
Additional Building Barn(s),Gazebo,Outbuilding,Shed(s),Storage,Workshop
Schools
School District Ramona Unified
Others
Senior Community No
Tax ID 3311823000
Acceptable Financing Submit
Horse Feature Riding Trail
Listing Terms Submit
Special Listing Condition Standard